Description
Description:
Our High-THCa Flower – Hippie Crippler is a top-shelf sativa dominant hybrid that is organically grown indoors. Hippie Crippler is a super potent cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite that smells amazing and tastes even better. These succulent, vibrant buds are cryo cured for preservation. Hippie Crippler tests high in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, and Limonene. It really is the perfect way to enjoy smokable cannabis flowers. This high-THCa cannabis flower is the same top-shelf flower you can find in the legal marijuana dispensaries, but with a simple twist – it is high in potential Delta 9 THC (e.g. THCa) which is converted to actual Delta 9 THC when decarboxylated, or combusted (heated).
Cannabinoid & Terpene Profile:
- Delta 9 THC – ND%
- CBGA – 0.427%
- THCA – 19.840%
- THCVA – 0.577%
- Terpenes – 1.357%
- Total THC – 17.400%
- Total Cannabinoids – 21.035%
What is THCa?
THCa, or tetrahydrocannabinolic acid, is one of the major cannabinoids found in the cannabis, or hemp, plant. THCa is unlike other cannabinoids in that it doesn’t produce a psychotropic effect when ingested, but rather when heated through a process called decarboxylation. Decarboxylation, or “decarbing” for short, converts some of the available THCa to Delta 9 THC which produces the traditional “high” associated with marijuana. Delta 9 interacts with the CB1 and CB2 receptors of the endocannabinoid system similarly to other cannabinoids like Delta 8 THC, Delta 10 THC, Delta 6a10a THC, and HHC, to produce an uplifting, euphoric effect with increased focus and energy. Delta 9 THC is also known for its anxiolytic (anti-anxiety), antiemetic (anti-nausea), analgesic (pain relieving), orexigenic (appetite stimulant) and neuroprotective properties.
Benefits:
Delta 9 THC has been reported by consumers to provide energizing effects, giving you more creativity and perspective. Some common benefits of hemp-derived Delta 9 THC may include:
- Mental euphoria
- Feelings of motivation
- Increased energy
- Increased mood
- Feelings of relaxation
- Stress relief
- Pain relief
- Appetite stimulation
- Neuroprotective properties
Suggested Use:
Consume as needed
Serving Size: 1 puff
Servings per unit: Varies
Ingredients:
100% high-THCa hemp flower containing < 0.3 % Delta 9 THC
Product Lab Results:
High-THCa Flower – Hippie Crippler COA
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saunch09 –
Oh my healing gawd. I was all janked up in the shoulders and neck due to anxiety. The package of HC was in my mailbox when I got home. Within minutes my pain was MELTED AWAY. I have smoked for many, many, many years and I am blown away that this gorgeous flower was legal for me to buy and delivered right to my mailbox….in three days! Love this so much. Hooray for the brainiacs that have worked so hard to figure this out so those of us in the illegal states can have some legal relief. So very grateful for you!!
saunch09 –
Alas, after purchasing a larger amount of this amazing strain, I’m here again to encourage you to just go ahead and give it a try, especially if you live in a state that deprives you of nature’s most powerful weapon against depression and anxiety. Ruminating thoughts? POOF, gone. No oomf to get the dishes done? POOF, the dishes are done, man.
No longer will I have to buy whatever strain is available, but I can buy the medicine that actually works for me. This is an uplifting strain without bringing on panicky feelings and couch lock.
Thank you from the bottom of my stoner soul. XOXOXO
Mark D –
Just the opinion of this old hippie . . . Impressive! Better than advertised even, thanks Cannabuddy
HermestheCat –
My first product from CannaBuddy.Total surprise, instant euphoria. Ordered another strain 2 days later 🙂
Carmen.L –
It was awesome, it relaxed me from head to toe and got me High!!
Lbj2224 –
Very nice flower… smells and smokes great
HermestheCat –
This was my first order from Cannabuddy. Great product! Great Effects! Fast shipping! Will stay with this site for THCa products 🙂
Soren F –
Wow!!!! This was by far the tastiest/smoothest hit of them all! I’m telling you, this one needs to be enjoyed like a fine wine! Not to mention, dried out over the two weeks I had it! To the cloud!!!
Lucian M –
Perfection
Lbj2224 –
So nice I had to order twice!!! Keep it up!
Lucian M –
Nicolas O –
Awesome!!!
Chris D –
Great product and good head high. Definitely buying some more of this.
Thateus P –
Hippy Crippler is like a warm hug after a long day at work, at least the high is. The draw is decent within 3 to 4 takes, after that it is harsh, very harsh and that’s the only reason why I didn’t give it 5 stars- because the amount of coughing I do and the soreness of my throat doesn’t match the high you’d expect from a rough draw like that. The high is very relaxing and calming. It can make you sleepy too but it’s not overwhelming. It’s a nice strain to preroll and take a few puffs throughout the day to keep you level and or smoke before bed to get nice and settled in. It does render body aches and pains almost to nothing.
Herman –
Nice!
Dorothy L –
Great product! I can’t wait to try other strains. Thanks for providing this stress-free way to promote positive mental and physical health.
ken k –
We don’t have legal REAL reefer in my state, but “Hippie Crippler” is legal here, and that works really well! I have chronic pain, and HC helps a good bit. I’m also an old hippie who started smoking back when Nixon was president, and Hippie Crippler is WAY better than the Mexican commercial that we had back then. The smoke is a bit rough, as one review said, but two good hits on the pipe and I’m relaxed and cheerful, and I’m not worried about chronic pain. It’s a great, relaxing, legal high! Honestly, I’d like to try some of the other smokable strains, but HC is so good that I order it over and over. Highly recommended! Oh, and Dave’s still not here, man! 🙂
John S –
Happy crippler new product enjoy it much!!
Sasha D –
This product is amazing. I can’t even count how many times I’ve purchased it one of my favorites!
rgemini2010 –
Very good bud. It is a slightly harsh when smoking but the taste and smell is nice an pungent. It is a very subtle, mellow to me. I will definitely buy again.
Benjamin L –
This stuff is amazing for my neck and shoulder pain. 1 puff and no pain.
Jonny S. –
I don’t understand how or why it works, but it does and it’s awesome. I highly recommend! I will buy this strain again.
Peggy B –
Really liked this blend and will buy again.
Peggy B –
Really liked this blend and will buy again.
Ethan F –
This strain is my new favorite It works really good makes you relax stress free and good sleep I will be buying again and again
John S –
Hippie crippler is a great new product you must try it! Canna buddy doing a great job!!
Tonyia –
Best strain I’ve ever tried. Works great!
Romanojjr –
Hippie crippler is a good one, vaporizing it is pleasurable and the flavor is nice. I get a peppery flavor from vaporizing it with a lavender end flavor. Its nice!
BigsargeJP –
I prefer smoking sativa during the day for energy and this strain really does the trick. I get an immediate sense of feeling euphoric after each puff and a sense of motivation to get things done. This is a great strain!
Brett H –
Perfectly named for the effect, couch flower. Don’t plan on finishing that thought, movie or show. Only thing I finished was the flower, fell asleep with half a sandwich in my hand.
My goto night cap.
Ethan F –
This strain is awesome I’m back buying again you have to try this you will not be disappointed
Jennifer E –
My new go-to flower! I love this strain! It is the perfect mix of energizing and uplifting. As always, CannaBuddy provides quick service.
Jennifer E –
My new go-to flower! I love this strain! It is the perfect mix of energizing and uplifting. As always, CannaBuddy provides quick and reliable service.
Greta W –
My second time buying this flower, very good!
Zack A –
Absolutely love Hippie Crippler!
ehuffman –
Hippie Crippler is exactly what I was looking for. Not too much – just right
99spooky –
Excellent Flower in my mail box in three days after ordering. A bowl of this, a glass of wine, and your favorite music equals Peace on Earth!
Russell R –
Just got it in the mail.. better than the stuff I’ve been getting at the store I love going to near my house! Like wow it’s strong! This strain definitely gives you energy without paranoia~
John L –
Could only give it 4-stars because of the vapor. It had a different USB plug and longer than the other 2. It was hard to draw through but the oil burned up very quickly. It lasted only about 2 days. The other 2 I ordered with this one still have about 75% full tank. The few tokes I got out of it were smooth and easy on the lungs and it relaxed me from head to toe. I would recommend it to a friend but only if it is the short vape.
ken k –
This is my favorite of Cannabuddy’s products, by far. Hippie Crippler is absolutely PERFECT for an old crippled hippie! 🙂 I’ve got massive phantom-limb pain and nervepain, and this smoke does a great job at easing my pain. And it makes it MUCH easier to keep on smiling. 🙂 Hippie Crippler is a lot like premium smoke was when Nixon was president–significantly more powerful than the regular Mexican commercial (which was, in its defense, only $10/oz in those days.) (And better than nothing.) 🙂 Back on topic, Hippie Crippler is great smoke, reliable, and strong enough to do the job quickly and pleasantly. 🙂 This must be my 5th or 6th order from Cannabuddy and I try a bunch of their products, but I ALWAYS make sure I’ve got Hippie Crippler on hand! Puff it up, friends, it’s GOOD for you! 🙂
Meggan R –
Absolute favorite by far! I moved to a state without recreational and was skeptical about trying this so I just bought 1 gram but I was pleasantly surprised!! Will 100% be ordering more!
Jason A –
Absolutely beautiful. This strain was amazing. With its flavor, looks, and effects it is across the board, top shelf.
Sara Van L –
This was my first purchase with the company and I am impressed! A healthier way to go than gas station gummies. Looks, smells, and feels almost exactly like the stuff you’d find offline. Seems like a reliable and friendly source to purchase from again! 🙂
Lynyrd V –
Put on some Hendrix and give me the bong. Good medicine.
Qi-fly88 –
I really appreciate all these great products and enjoy learning the benefits! This strain, like others have said, was so surprisingly smooth and potent that it totally turned me on to try more. It also feels very medicinal to me for digestive issues, migraines, and relaxation. Thanks for all you’re doing at CannaBuddy for wellness!
Natalie J –
Truly top-shelf! Amazing. Super fast shipping and quality. Thank you!
zeebee_420 –
This was my first ever THCa flower purchase and I was not let down. This strain is dank, for sure. It has a wonderful aroma right out of the bag. Buds were dense and the moisture was just right. The effects were great! I have since tried flower from other vendors and I am back here to make another order. Zero complaints. Great product, CannaBuddy!
Margaret G –
10 stars. ⭐
As a child of the 60s I love the name.
It is one of best I have tried and I will be buying it again and again……
Trent B –
5/5 this strain is amazing!! Def a must have! Gratitude!
William E –
Top shelf all the way. The best I’ve tried. I will purchase again. Do yourself a favor and give it a try. You won’t be sorry.
Scotty –
Ass kicker. A big two thumbs up. 🙂
bigd –
The bomb, nothing short of anything else. I just need 2 hits and I’m set for hours. What’s great about hippie is that I feel that I have my wits about me unlike feeling like I’m zombied out.
I feel relaxed, without anxiety.
John –
This was fantastic probably the best flower iv ever had thank you cannabuddy!
Joe B –
Definitely five star I was really surprised at how good this flower is. It helps with pain an leaves you feeling energetic and creative. I’ll be purchasing Hippie Crippler again in the near future. Very easy to recommend
Joe B –
Great flower leaves you feeling energized and in a good mood . Hippie crippler is a great product. Awesome.
Jeff L –
Very nice. Love the Crippler. Will more than likely purchase again. USPS screwed up the delivery but it finally got to me.
Jonathon G –
Hippie Crippler has an intimidating name, but the high is the exact opposite of crippling. Primarily feelings of euphoria and energetic. This is a very pleasant psychoactive high. This also has the heavy eyed/“eye high” side effect, which some may report as sleepiness.
The buds were great, very well processed and compact. Great quality smoke – I used a chilled water pipe filled with ice and this is an incredibly smooth, tasty hit for the first 3-4 rips. After that, the flavor turns and it gets pretty harsh, which is the one star knock.
Will definitely purchase again!
nihilisticage –
Very nice effect..great smell!
Jacob C –
Amazing strain!
deakinl –
Excellent strain, my new favorite
deakinl –
Excellent strain, my new favorite
Vestal –
WOW!!!!!
letsgojerry99 –
Good smoke, would prefer it lasted longer but overall very good thank you canna buddy
JANNEH B –
very strong nice cannabis and very nice buds. scent is very good also
Donnyj47 –
The review i left on DeathStar strain was for this since there was a mix up in my order. DS strain gave me a panic attack the second time i ordered it. First time i ordered it they sent me hippie crippler marked bag so i thought maybe they just put DS in the wrong bag, nope i have a 8th of DS weed here i can’t smoke for it causes severe freak outs with
high heart rates making it super unsuitable for me. Anyway Hippie Crippler is amazing and super powerful i only need 1 puff every couple hours and a toned down version of this strain seems to be the Hon Solo strain same high and pain relief less powerful head high although it’s weaker high you can still over do it just by taking a couple extra puffs and it will feel like the Crippler lol!
Aaron G –
Really good. Hands down the best THCA flower I have purchased.
Katelynn C –
My favorite on the site! Really smooth and enjoyable high
Cassandra O –
UH MI GAH!!! U will not believe how digaddy digaddy dank this strain is! FRFR! I Kno my trees and let me tell u, this has an herbaceous scent that even escapes thru the air tight bag, very dense buds, even sticky.Then ya puff n whoa it’s smooth and expands at least 3 Xs so start small, and guage it from there. I can’t tell the difference so ( my nicknames in highschool in the 80s were “Cassandra Bong” & ” Auqua Lung” )so please ” catch this” review!
Cassandra O –
UH MI GAH!!! U will not believe how digaddy digaddy dank this strain is! FRFR! I Kno my trees and let me tell u, this has an herbaceous scent that even escapes thru the air tight bag, very dense buds, even sticky.Then ya puff n whoa it’s smooth and expands at least 3 Xs so start small, and guage it from there. I can’t tell the difference, it is hands down my favorite Cannabuddy product. Also iif I want to mk it stronger for night, I just sprinkle a tiny amount of the THC -A diamonds, and nighty night!
Eric B –
Wow! My son turned me on to the thc-a and I am sold. Great high, great pain relief, laser focus.
Sunshine63 –
Hippie Crippler is exactly what I was looking for. Great product, Great Price. Enjoy!
S@GE_303 –
Very high-level product of both quality and of quantity. Especially for the immediate price/rate. Very accommodating in service and reasonably fast in shipping. Overall…Very professional. Very pleased/satisfied with every purchase by this specific business.
Highly recommend(ed). Definitely merits a 5 star(s) rating.
THOMAS K –
I wasn’t sure about this stuff but it’s great!
Ashley N –
Great strain love it. Doesn’t take much. Nice n strong.
Harold C –
Prompt shipping & a quality product.
Brian W –
This was really good stuff! Gives me an energized feeling, lets me hyperfocus on some music or playing a game. It comes on pretty strong, or maybe I’m still an amateur at this, but it seemed to hit my throat a lot more aggressively and take effect really fast. Not a bad feeling per se, just a heads up.
Cassandra O –
Whoa! Uh Mi Gah frfr! ” Fast Times At Ridgemont High” came out when I was in H – school so
I kno my botany, and decades of experience. Absolute fav,! 1st 1 arrived in mailbox & could smell it thru the sealed Z lock bag Very herbaceous! Then I looked and couldn’t believe the density, chrystal’s like snow, and even sticky! Then 1st puff n C PTSD chilled, pain was managed, and 2nd puff I’m ” in the zone” 4 decades of experience and HC ( lived in Co, and Or) is still 1 of my absolute favorites….across the board! Thank U Cannabuddy!☮️
ken k –
“Hippie Crippler” is always great–I order other things from Cannabuddy to try for fun, but I *always* reorder a bag of Hippie Crippler, and I’ve been doing that for several years now. Hippie Crippler is never-fail absolute fun. It must be ten times stronger than the Mexican Commercial we had back when Nixon was in the White House. (Yeah, I really AM that old.) 🙂 Great stuff, AND it’s legal! Whoo-HOO!
Rosemarie S –
WOWZER!!! This flower lives up to it’s name!!! Great smell, fabulous taste. I have brain tumors along with migraines and this REALLY makes me forget the pain. Thank you Cannabuddy!
Anthony B –
Is very good for me.
Yuplenu –
Hippie Crippler is an awesome combination of sativa! I prefer sativa dominant strains over the indica and this does not disappoint!!! LOVE the flavors of the smoke so much, I ordered it once more!
chris h –
Very surprised with this, looks smells and smokes very nice! Definitely gets the job done.
Nathan H –
Hippie Crippler seems to have been crippled, as you can tell the crippling effect has been crippled due to the absence of any scent from the buds! It’s a conspiracy, where did all the smell go? When you first smell this bud, you will immediately ask yourself “how do I categorize this, it has no smell?” – It became the “no smell” bud for me. Interestingly enough, it still smells like weed. I recommend runtz over this, but I recommend this over deathstar. Personal taste, I enjoy the natural bud flavors!
shawn r –
Hesitant at first but it actually works. Definitely would buy again and recommend to anyone to give it a try
Michael E –
This is an awesome strain, if you are looking for a good head and body high! Really chills you out and relaxes your body. Has a
great taste and smell too! Great customer service, fast shipping and easy to navigate website.
I would recommend Hippie Crippler and Cannabuddy for all of your cannabis needs!
ken k –
I’ve ordered “Hippie Crippler” over and over since I discovered CannaBuddies. Other strains are good, and I usually get an ounce of another when I order 1 or 2 of HC. But Hippie Crippler is just freakin’ great! Far and away my favorite CB strain! (BTW, I literally started smoking when Nixon was president.) 🙂 Buy some Hippie Crippler and melt your worries and strain away! I love the stuff. And CannaBuddies’ service is always absolutely first-rate, every single time. I’ve got a serious problem with chronic pain; HC doesnt help the pain very much, but it DEFINITELY keeps me cheerful. 🙂 THANKS, CB! –ken (Oh, and Dave still isn’t here, man.) 🙂
NoHo420 –
My go to . This stuff is amazing.
Margaret G –
Very nice. . An excellent bud to brighten your day!
Thomas B –
The Hippie Crippler is a great product and one of my favorites. You won’t be disappointed!
MrWrite –
A tasty strain that more cerebral than physical, though it does induce a nice, relaxing buzz. Good for taking care of business or just lounging around.
Ms G –
Awesome purchase ….Hippie Crippler….Great high…I will return for more…You won’t be disappointed….
Pamela T –
Great high! Never disappointing!!
Johnny –
Product is excellent however it seems to be less sent on my 2nd purchase.
Ryan E –
one of my favorites so far! highly recommend!!
Mark H –
GREAT PRODUCT!!!
I’m finally getting some sleep at night.
The staff at CannaBuddy are very helpful.
Hippie Crippler is Great for those who have sleep disorders.
Ms G –
I said I would be back from more Hippy Crippler….OOOOOoo I have tried a few other “flowers” on this site, the Hippy Crippler is by far the best, in my opinion……Reminds of the bud I got in NY some 20-30 years ago….Good Stuff…!!! Again, I will be back for more…laadeedaa…
Blake P –
Friends loved it
Mark H –
Great product!!! Helps me sleep, take care of my depression and really help me with my pain my legs thank you‼️ I love how easy it is to get it. The customer service is excellent. They got me as a customer forever
Mark H –
Great product!!! Helps me sleep, take care of my depression and really help me with my pain my legs thank you‼️ I love how easy it is to get it.