High-THCa Hippie Crippler Flower

(44 customer reviews)


Top Shelf Flower This is premium, top-shelf, organically grown, indoor flower.


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Our High-THCa Hippie Crippler Flower is a top-shelf sativa dominant hybrid that is organically grown indoors. Hippie Crippler is a super potent cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite that smells amazing and tastes even better.  These succulent, vibrant buds are cryo cured for preservation.  Hippie Crippler tests high in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, and Limonene.  It really is the perfect way to enjoy smokable cannabis flowers. This high-THCa cannabis flower is the same top-shelf flower you can find in the legal marijuana dispensaries, but with a simple twist – it is high in potential Delta-9-THC (e.g. THCa) which is converted to actual Delta-9-THC when decarboxylated, or combusted (heated).

Cannabinoid & Terpene Profile:

  • Delta-9-THC – ND%
  • CBGA – 0.427%
  • THCA – 19.840%
  • THCVA – 0.577%
  • Terpenes – 1.357%
  • Total THC – 17.400%
  • Total Cannabinoids – 21.035%

What is THCa?
THCa, or tetrahydrocannabinolic acid, is one of the major cannabinoids found in the cannabis, or hemp, plant. THCa is unlike other cannabinoids in that it doesn’t produce a psychotropic effect when ingested, but rather when heated through a process called decarboxylation. Decarboxylation, or “decarbing” for short, converts some of the available THCa to Delta-9-THC which produces the traditional “high” associated with marijuana. Delta-9 interacts with the CB1 and CB2 receptors of the endocannabinoid system similarly to other cannabinoids like Delta-8-THC, Delta-10-THC, Delta 6a10a THC, THC-O, and HHC, to produce an uplifting, euphoric effect with increased focus and energy. Delta-9-THC is also known for its anxiolytic (anti-anxiety), antiemetic (anti-nausea), analgesic (pain relieving), orexigenic (appetite stimulant) and neuroprotective properties.

Delta-9-THC has been reported by consumers to provide energizing effects, giving you more creativity and perspective. Some common benefits of hemp-derived Delta-9-THC may include:

  • Mental euphoria
  • Feelings of motivation
  • Increased energy
  • Increased mood
  • Feelings of relaxation
  • Stress relief
  • Pain relief
  • Appetite stimulation
  • Neuroprotective properties

Suggested Use:
Consume as needed
Serving Size: 1 puff
Servings per unit: Varies

100% high-THCa hemp flower containing < 0.3 % Delta-9-THC

Product Lab Results:
High-THCa Hippie Crippler Flower COA

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44 reviews for High-THCa Hippie Crippler Flower

  1. saunch09

    Oh my healing gawd. I was all janked up in the shoulders and neck due to anxiety. The package of HC was in my mailbox when I got home. Within minutes my pain was MELTED AWAY. I have smoked for many, many, many years and I am blown away that this gorgeous flower was legal for me to buy and delivered right to my mailbox….in three days! Love this so much. Hooray for the brainiacs that have worked so hard to figure this out so those of us in the illegal states can have some legal relief. So very grateful for you!!

  2. saunch09

    Alas, after purchasing a larger amount of this amazing strain, I’m here again to encourage you to just go ahead and give it a try, especially if you live in a state that deprives you of nature’s most powerful weapon against depression and anxiety. Ruminating thoughts? POOF, gone. No oomf to get the dishes done? POOF, the dishes are done, man.
    No longer will I have to buy whatever strain is available, but I can buy the medicine that actually works for me. This is an uplifting strain without bringing on panicky feelings and couch lock.
    Thank you from the bottom of my stoner soul. XOXOXO

  3. Mark D

    Just the opinion of this old hippie . . . Impressive! Better than advertised even, thanks Cannabuddy

  4. HermestheCat

    My first product from CannaBuddy.Total surprise, instant euphoria. Ordered another strain 2 days later 🙂

  5. Carmen.L

    It was awesome, it relaxed me from head to toe and got me High!!

  6. Lbj2224

    Very nice flower… smells and smokes great

  7. HermestheCat

    This was my first order from Cannabuddy. Great product! Great Effects! Fast shipping! Will stay with this site for THCa products 🙂

  8. Soren F

    Wow!!!! This was by far the tastiest/smoothest hit of them all! I’m telling you, this one needs to be enjoyed like a fine wine! Not to mention, dried out over the two weeks I had it! To the cloud!!!

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  10. Lbj2224

    So nice I had to order twice!!! Keep it up!

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  13. Chris D

    Great product and good head high. Definitely buying some more of this.

  14. Thateus P

    Hippy Crippler is like a warm hug after a long day at work, at least the high is. The draw is decent within 3 to 4 takes, after that it is harsh, very harsh and that’s the only reason why I didn’t give it 5 stars- because the amount of coughing I do and the soreness of my throat doesn’t match the high you’d expect from a rough draw like that. The high is very relaxing and calming. It can make you sleepy too but it’s not overwhelming. It’s a nice strain to preroll and take a few puffs throughout the day to keep you level and or smoke before bed to get nice and settled in. It does render body aches and pains almost to nothing.

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  16. Dorothy L

    Great product! I can’t wait to try other strains. Thanks for providing this stress-free way to promote positive mental and physical health.

  17. ken k

    We don’t have legal REAL reefer in my state, but “Hippie Crippler” is legal here, and that works really well! I have chronic pain, and HC helps a good bit. I’m also an old hippie who started smoking back when Nixon was president, and Hippie Crippler is WAY better than the Mexican commercial that we had back then. The smoke is a bit rough, as one review said, but two good hits on the pipe and I’m relaxed and cheerful, and I’m not worried about chronic pain. It’s a great, relaxing, legal high! Honestly, I’d like to try some of the other smokable strains, but HC is so good that I order it over and over. Highly recommended! Oh, and Dave’s still not here, man! 🙂

  18. John S

    Happy crippler new product enjoy it much!!

  19. Sasha D

    This product is amazing. I can’t even count how many times I’ve purchased it one of my favorites!

  20. rgemini2010

    Very good bud. It is a slightly harsh when smoking but the taste and smell is nice an pungent. It is a very subtle, mellow to me. I will definitely buy again.

  21. Benjamin L

    This stuff is amazing for my neck and shoulder pain. 1 puff and no pain.

  22. Jonny S.

    I don’t understand how or why it works, but it does and it’s awesome. I highly recommend! I will buy this strain again.

  23. Peggy B

    Really liked this blend and will buy again.

  24. Peggy B

    Really liked this blend and will buy again.

  25. Ethan F

    This strain is my new favorite It works really good makes you relax stress free and good sleep I will be buying again and again

  26. John S

    Hippie crippler is a great new product you must try it! Canna buddy doing a great job!!

  27. Tonyia

    Best strain I’ve ever tried. Works great!

  28. Romanojjr

    Hippie crippler is a good one, vaporizing it is pleasurable and the flavor is nice. I get a peppery flavor from vaporizing it with a lavender end flavor. Its nice!

  29. BigsargeJP

    I prefer smoking sativa during the day for energy and this strain really does the trick. I get an immediate sense of feeling euphoric after each puff and a sense of motivation to get things done. This is a great strain!

  30. Brett H

    Perfectly named for the effect, couch flower. Don’t plan on finishing that thought, movie or show. Only thing I finished was the flower, fell asleep with half a sandwich in my hand.
    My goto night cap.

  31. Ethan F

    This strain is awesome I’m back buying again you have to try this you will not be disappointed

  32. Jennifer E

    My new go-to flower! I love this strain! It is the perfect mix of energizing and uplifting. As always, CannaBuddy provides quick service.

  33. Jennifer E

    My new go-to flower! I love this strain! It is the perfect mix of energizing and uplifting. As always, CannaBuddy provides quick and reliable service.

  34. Greta W

    My second time buying this flower, very good!

  35. Zack A

    Absolutely love Hippie Crippler!

  36. ehuffman

    Hippie Crippler is exactly what I was looking for. Not too much – just right

  37. 99spooky

    Excellent Flower in my mail box in three days after ordering. A bowl of this, a glass of wine, and your favorite music equals Peace on Earth!

  38. Russell R

    Just got it in the mail.. better than the stuff I’ve been getting at the store I love going to near my house! Like wow it’s strong! This strain definitely gives you energy without paranoia~

  39. John L

    Could only give it 4-stars because of the vapor. It had a different USB plug and longer than the other 2. It was hard to draw through but the oil burned up very quickly. It lasted only about 2 days. The other 2 I ordered with this one still have about 75% full tank. The few tokes I got out of it were smooth and easy on the lungs and it relaxed me from head to toe. I would recommend it to a friend but only if it is the short vape.

  40. ken k

    This is my favorite of Cannabuddy’s products, by far. Hippie Crippler is absolutely PERFECT for an old crippled hippie! 🙂 I’ve got massive phantom-limb pain and nervepain, and this smoke does a great job at easing my pain. And it makes it MUCH easier to keep on smiling. 🙂 Hippie Crippler is a lot like premium smoke was when Nixon was president–significantly more powerful than the regular Mexican commercial (which was, in its defense, only $10/oz in those days.) (And better than nothing.) 🙂 Back on topic, Hippie Crippler is great smoke, reliable, and strong enough to do the job quickly and pleasantly. 🙂 This must be my 5th or 6th order from Cannabuddy and I try a bunch of their products, but I ALWAYS make sure I’ve got Hippie Crippler on hand! Puff it up, friends, it’s GOOD for you! 🙂

  41. Meggan R

    Absolute favorite by far! I moved to a state without recreational and was skeptical about trying this so I just bought 1 gram but I was pleasantly surprised!! Will 100% be ordering more!

  42. Jason A

    Absolutely beautiful. This strain was amazing. With its flavor, looks, and effects it is across the board, top shelf.

  43. Sara Van L

    This was my first purchase with the company and I am impressed! A healthier way to go than gas station gummies. Looks, smells, and feels almost exactly like the stuff you’d find offline. Seems like a reliable and friendly source to purchase from again! 🙂

  44. Lynyrd van Zant

    Put on some Hendrix and give me the bong. Good medicine.

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